spyroflame0487:

donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

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thegaymerist:

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

this one time at my brother’s college, this is always a preacher just like this and two guys then started kissing in front of him and then got down in the grass and basically dry humped, anally 
it was beautiful 

thegaymerist:

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

this one time at my brother’s college, this is always a preacher just like this and two guys then started kissing in front of him and then got down in the grass and basically dry humped, anally 

it was beautiful 

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thegaymerist:

fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Freak Show.

yaaaassss Angela B. work those triple titties

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barashat:

tips for people who get butthurt when they get pushed at a concert

  • stay home 

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confessingadventuretime:

That moment when you make a confession and when you’re about to post it you realize that the confessor misspelled a word and now you have to fix it.

confessingadventuretime:

That moment when you make a confession and when you’re about to post it you realize that the confessor misspelled a word and now you have to fix it.

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